Real Spiderman..totoo po ito! Please click to enlarge photo..

Celebrity Pix when they are kids..

Smartest President..

Very funny & nice photo story… read it..

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes….

The first passenger says:

"I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans."
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane ".

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:

“I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:

“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.“

He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."

To this the little boy says:

“Don‘t fret old man…..

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest president of America took my schoolbag….."

Do you want some more proof to believe that he is the smartest president of america… then see the following photos …

Amazing Resort

Resort location - An island in the pacific ocean

an ideal place to have barbecue party…

A simple house with attap roof

Balcony of guest house. Plenty of sea breeze. Good view.

Guest house …

Fruits and champagne for the evening, is it okay ??

If you happen to have bad reception on the TV, The TV satelite control is behind the tub..

If the bed isn’t comfortable, there are nets on the island.

Massage and relax after the party…

The lighting in the night…

Entrance to the guest houses…

Watch the fish swimming from the guest house balcony

Or you can watch the fish from this glass floor

But how to reach there… don't worry we have this 5-Star Cruise ship.

And we can reach this Cruise ship from your home using this bus… 12 wheeler and very safe…

Enjoy the comfort and the luxury inside the bus .

Another view inside the bus… The lounge & the mini bar.

Relax and watch your favorate video …

World`s Most Expensive Laptop

We’ve seen plenty of expensive gizmos in our days, most of which are not due to advanced electronics, but this is one of the very few times we’ve had to get into seven figures. I’m not exactly sure what it is about this laptop from Luvaglio London that makes it so special, but the current asking price on the computing creation is a cool $1 million.

They’ve got a black one for the gents and a pink edition for the gals in the audience. To add to the exclusivity, you won’t be able to just waltz into your local Best Buy or surf on up onto Amazon to get your hands on one of these expensive gems.

Instead, the $1 million laptop can only be ordered “by appointment” from Luvaglio London.

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Pasta Facts

Americans eat approximately 20 pounds of pasta per person each year.

By federal law, for a noodle to actually be a noodle it must have 5.5 percent egg solids in it, otherwise it cannot be called a noodle.

Canadians eat more Kraft Dinner (Macaroni and Cheese) per capita than any other country in the world.

In 1848, the first American pasta factory opened in Brooklyn, New York. The name of the man that opened it was Antoine Zerega.

One billion pounds of pasta would need approximately 2,021,452,000 gallons of water to cook it. This is equivalent to 75,000 Olympic-size swimming pools.

Quality standards for pasta were set in the 13th century by the Pope.

The expression cooked "al dente" means "to the tooth." What this means is that the pasta should be somewhat firm, and offer some resistance to the tooth, but should also be tender.

The first recipe for a lasagna type dish was found to be from a British cookbook in the 14th century. Therefore, Italians were not the first ones to come up with the popular dish as believed.

There are over 600 different pasta shapes.

Tripolini pasta was named for the Italian conquest of Tripoli in Libya.

Grand Rapids, Michigan is the "SpaghettiOs Capital of the World" because per-capita consumption is highest in that city, per the Franco-American Company. Reportedly, there are more than 1,750 "O's" in a 15-ounce can of SpaghettiOs.

The first macaroni factory in the United States was established in 1848. It was started by Antoine Zegera in Brooklyn, New York.

The Ideal Macaroni & Spaghetti factory in the Phillippines was has finest quality spaghetti and macaroni in the maket to date aside from it`s competetive price.